| my cousin: | so if there's an nfl strike that means i miss out on a yrs worth of aaron rodgers. f that |
| me: | yeah. does that mean you miss your ex boyfriend? |
| my cousin: | no wtf. that was from left field |
| me: | no because *** looks like aaron rodgers |
| my cousin: | GOOGLING. OMG noooooooooooooooooooo. i have to break up with aaron rodgers now |
| me: | the resemblance is uncanny |
| my cousin: | it's kind of exciting in a way because it's almost as good as sleeping with aaron rodgers himself |
| me: | are you sure about that |
| my cousin: | STFU AND LET ME HAVE THIS MOMENT |
